I can hear my mum singing metro station downstairs in the kitchen. My mum is so scene.

(Source: hreny, via sniffing)

Timestamp: 1398086745

(Source: hreny, via sniffing)

kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 

(via whiskey-is-my-kind-of-lullaby)

Timestamp: 1398086708

kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 

(via whiskey-is-my-kind-of-lullaby)

Do you know why they call me [Bloody Mary]? Because some of them, they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.

(Source: delphinecormier, via mervley)

Timestamp: 1398086700

Do you know why they call me [Bloody Mary]? Because some of them, they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.

(Source: delphinecormier, via mervley)

(Source: jimmynavok, via matafari)

jakface:

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT zooowwwwww~

Drawn for funsies, sold at FanExpo to the lovely Rachel. :D

(via dragonarinhanson)

Timestamp: 1398036942

jakface:

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT zooowwwwww~

Drawn for funsies, sold at FanExpo to the lovely Rachel. :D

(via dragonarinhanson)

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)

(via whiskey-is-my-kind-of-lullaby)

Timestamp: 1398036860

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)

(via whiskey-is-my-kind-of-lullaby)

(Source: skinthiscat, via sniffing)

(via sniffing)

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